Hater Tuesday is back. The site has been dormant for months but now it’s on and fittin’ to pop off. Funkybiznatch is preparing lots of fresh hate. I’ll be back with your regularly scheduled weekly hate each and every Tuesday starting next week with a special travel edition: Funkybitch Takes Manhattan.
I’m having some renovations done here so please be patient with me and my bros in technology as we get this shit worked out. Big shots out to Club Thrill A Minute for helping to bring this baby back to life. Seriously, couldn’t do it without you guys.
Just a heads up, you will probably need to re-register. We lost our email list/directory. You probably don’t even remember your pass word so who cares.
SergDun from Beer & Rap told me last night that I am “a lazy hater”. Wednesday Brolin Winning of music.download.com told asked me how I was and before I could say “You know…busy…good” he goes, “Besides not updating Hater Tuesday”
Im not so much lazy as I am busy but that’s a boring excuse.
Fresh hate is brewing…will be served piping hot come Tuesday.
Automatic Wheezy, why you have to go and make a video and destroy my favorite song on your album. I really fucking liked this song a whole lot too. I played it over and over. I even made Thug E Fresh email it to me while I was on vacation in AZ earlier this year because it wasn’t on iTunes yet and I needed to fucking hear it. That’s how much I liked the song. And I hate everything (including more or less the entire Lil Weezy catalog up until The Shooter) so that means a lot coming from me. Then I get this. This terrible fucking video. Worst video ever.
I loved this song because it was so rich sounding. It bumps on a good system or a shitty system. It’s long as fuck and it builds little by little into this epic sounding multi-layered beat that made me forget all about the other garbage I’ve heard Lil Wayne rap on. By the time it gets to the part with all the guns and the street noise, Im singing to myself “Weezy F. Baby, please say the baby” with my hands in the air waiting to surrendah. But now, the shit is ruined forever. Every time I hear it, I am going to think about fruity-ass Robin Thicke in that damn leather vest with his molester stash gayin’ up my screen.
This shit don’t make no damn sense. The video could have been so fucking dope. It could have not even featured Weezy or Vesty. It could have been like well, more like Juve’s Get Yo Hustle On. Now that was a fucking video. But no instead it’s on some cute ass coincidence shit. Some ol’ parallel lives bullshit. Weak as fuck. I def suggest you just skip it, listen to the song instead and read the comments on you tube as bootychaser69 comments - “i like this song but i hate that faggot robin queerbag” and i give props to dirtysoufboi1 who cleared up my initial confusion about the video, you see i was too busy buggin’ on the vest and stash and underlying homo tone to notice the subtle set up at the beginning of the video. But thanks to this insightful explaination I now get it, “Nigga u stupid! this vid represents how they sound together. see, in the beginning they both put their woofers by the wall. lil wayne put in robin thicke’s cd and robin put in lil wayne’s the cater 2″ — yeah man I get it now “they put their woofers by the wall” as a means to be together…nothing gay about that at all. Not a thing.
If you do watch it make sure you watch one of these videos immediately after to get your hood cred back.
Goddamn It I still want a “Drank University” letterman jacket. Gyeaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Mustard and Mayonaaaaaaaaaaise
I’m pervin’, swervin’, fuckin’ wit tycoon shit…
–please some give Boots from The Coup an award for most consistent hair-do in the rap biz. Then let’s cut his afro and sell it on eBay
***props to text messages from Big I that inspired this rant.
funkybitch | 
05 12th, 2009| 
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