Have you seen this new KFC commercial?

The scent of fried chicken is like no other….it the siren’s song that sings to you so sweetly you can’t help but long to sink your teeth into its tender embrace. A seasoned chicken eater can distinguish shitty fast food chicken from real good drained on a paper bag chicken from the scent alone.  Fried chicken should always be carefully transported. The bus is not really the best way to transport chicken. It’s fragrant as fuck and you can fuck up a perfectly good evening commute with one bucket of chicken. Maybe you’ve never ridden the 22 Fillmore or the 38 Geary but 7 out of 10 rides someone on that bus has a bag of Popeyes or KFC. The stench of KFC in combination with homeless rank and blunt smoke is next to impossible to erase from your nasal membranes. It’s bad enough to put you off fried chicken forever.

In what kind of world does a chicken tender from KFC make a bus commute a more sane place? It’s one thing to encourage people to eat KFC. It’s another thing to encourage them to transport it on the bus. It’s an entirely different thing to encourage eating on the bus and to encourage offering it to strangers? Seriously KFC, Who the fuck OFFERS a chicken tender to a stranger on the bus? If you aren’t five or certifiable crazy offering chicken tenders to strangers is just not a good look. Period. Who the fuck TAKES a chicken tender on the bus from a stranger?

This is some quality hatin’. I didn’t even know that San Jo was hosting baby hipsters. It’s always been home to bros. Bros are everywhere ESPECIALLY downtown. My hood is mostly gentrified white people with babies now. It used to be cholos and blue hairs. I miss the cholos. I have to drive all the way to the East Side to see them. Every once in a while some wayward cholos can be seen wandering about the Rose Garden but they are usually just there because they didn’t get the memo about their Prima’s cumple being moved out to that one park by Story and White.

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