Archive for January, 2012


Ladies & Gentlemen, It’s Mutherfucking Hater Tuesday!

HATER TUESDAY AND THE SUNDANCE KIDS

I spent a week in Park City, Utah during the Sundance Film Festival. This is what I saw.

THIS BITCH…..If you’ve spent any time reading this site in the last year then you KNOW how I feel about this shit. Two hours later this little arts and craft project was soggy as fuck. I watched a little girl’s face turn from elation to horror when she touched it with her bare hand, “DAAAAAADDY, IT FEELS GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSS!”

Celebrities I Was Close Enough to Touch

Coco & Ice – T

Bitches Love Fur Coats & Non-Functional Boots

For serious look at this shit…..it’s 20 degrees….this bitch has studded Prada boots on…

Stop Saying It’s Cold.

It’s NOT cold. It’s barely winter here. You know where it’s cold? Utah.

20 inches in 24 hours. Know about it.

San Francisco Street Musicians….You Are Doing It Wrong.

This fool pushes an old timey piano into town through the snow and brings his own propane heater…he plays insane classical compositions and doesn’t say a word or ever turn around. He makes BREAD!

Haight street musicians….stop tattooing your face, carrying cats on leashes, studding your jean jacket with beer caps and strumming on a ukelele while you drool out bastardized version of Keep On Truckin’. Put those piano lessons to use.

Comedians Text Better

A collection of texts between me and other female comedians….

My responses are in color. I am REAL good at texting.

Is it me or does the trim job and placement of these hedges make it look like there is a giant dong on the side of this house? Fun fact. My mom lives here….and pays people to trim the hedges into that shape.

I quit this bitch: Nicki Minaj. At least she’s writing auto-biographical songs now.

Ladies and Gentlemen, It’s Mutherfucking Hater Tuesday!

And we need some mutherfucking donuts.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, It’s Mutherfucking Hater Tuesday

Just try and be hateful while looking at this image.  I couldn’t be happier. When the magic wears off, I’ll absolutely be back to my hate filled self.

Also CAPTION CONTEST: