Well, that’s easy….I PET the kitty and I EAT the pig. WHY? Because the pig is fucking delicious and cats I’ve got to assume are a little gamey. Also, not sure if you’ve petted a pig recently but they aren’t exactly sporting a luxurious coat. It’s sorta rough and bristly. Also pigs are HUGE not small and cute like this piglet in the photo. They aren’t really ideal for housepets or lap animals.
Another reason NOT to eat cats. They (I assume) are a PAIN in the ass to gut, clean and butcher. Unless you are going to town on a 35lb Maine Coon it’s not really worth the trouble to skin a cat. The meat yield is shit. Pigs as I mentioned earlier are HUGE and their sparse coat burns off really easily and makes butchering pretty straight forward. And the meat yield? Waaaaay more than a shitty little cat. Also, bacon. And procuitto.
So yeah. That’s WHY! Hope I could help.
“409 Historic Buildings in 33 Blocks. Yeah, We’re Proud.” – the new motto of the UPTOWN Tenderloin.
What about thae 356 tranny hookers, 546 crackheads + junkies, 290 abusive pimps and the 670 paranoid schitzos? That’s something to be proud of.
1. This is what happens when you name a child Sierra and then give her all the love and attention she deserves. She’s gonna run away with the first hobo-hipster in a VW van with a decent bag of weed the minute you tell her she can’t borrow the Audi wagon to go to Haight Street to look at new gauze dresses.
2. Dadface? Seriously? WTF? This is NOT a suitable nickname for oneself. In fact this leads me to believe that maybe Sierra is better off on the streets instead of at home with creepy old Dadface who’s probably making one too many visits to her bedroom at night to make sure she’s “tucked in”.
WOW! Ludacris has your career really come to this? Everyone knows that a career is defined by the aspect ratio on movie posters. The larger your face or your name the more relevant you are. Poor Ludacris is so small you can barely see him. Tyrese is bigger than you, shit those two nameless dudes next to Tyrese are bigger than you. Why are you even in this movie? Please stop acting and just go back to rapping now. You are embarrassing ALL of us. Have some dignity.
This is THE big show people! I’d love to see as many of your faces in that room as possible. Come support live comedy, have some drinks and vote for me. I’m trying to win this bitch!
Rooster T Feathers
157 West El Camino Real
Sunnyvale, CA 94087
tickets are $15
get yer tickets this shit WILL sell out AND make reservations in advance for a table if you are coming in a big group or you just want to be sure you have a good seat.