No fucking shit.
Kill me now.
It’s pretty awesome that the squeakquel to Why Did I Get Married? is basically Couples Retreat with black people, er (more black people). Get yo money Tyler Perry.
Watch the trailer: Black Couples Retreat
1. Analog revival is boring.
2. Quixotic? No. Incredible waste of time and paper? Yes.
3. Why the FUCK would I want to pay $115 just to thumb through a 1000 index cards to read previously twittered music reviews? Oh wait, they are limited edition. That means no one will actually buy these – we’re just supposed to look at pictures online and revel in your analog reappropriation via a digital source?
4. Is this what we are calling art now? Someone get these kids a real job so they have less time to conceptualize shitty overcomplicated art projects.
I’ll probably be back later today for hating part 2. Stay tuned.
Adulterers/Cheaters/Liars: Call it whatever you want but I’ll tell you what it is…Fucked Up. I don’t care how you slice it, cheating is fucking wrong. That’s why mutherfuckers lie about cheating. It’s some shameful shit. Only cowards cheat because they are too bitchmade to put all the cards on the table with their partners and work some shit out. If you are gonna rub/stick your parts on someone other than your partner have the decency to tell your partner that you are no longer capable of being loyal. I’m not saying that your partner will respond well but they will certainly respect you more in the long run than a person who finds out via the old fashioned “scandal“. I don’t know who decided that lying about cheating was a suitable cover up. When will motherfuckers learn? When the shit winds blow all attempts at pathetic cover up your trainwreck of bad decisions will be revealed. It’s also a guaranteed way to let your former partner, family and all your friends know that you are a cowardly piece of shit who cannot be trusted.
In Jesse James case it shows once a dirtbag, always a dirtbag. I mean come on, who cheats on Sandra Bullock with a bitch who has “Pray For Sinners” tattooed on her fucking forehead and W P tattoos that she’s trying to claim mean Wet Pussy? As if Wet Pussy is classier than White Power? That’s what you are into Jesse James? Sandra Bullock looks crazy hot for a lady in her 40s, she’s fucking rich as hell and she’s a mutherfucking Oscar winner! You are a fucking retard. I hope you catch the ‘rhea from that skeezy snizz.
Here’s some hateful thoughts I had this week:
Opt for the ocean…of regret and sorrow because you obviously hate yourself if you voluntarily put this in your body. It’s lower bowel destroying powers are likely multiplied if consumed for the beloved “fourth meal.”