Sheeeeeeeee’s baaaaaaaaaaack! Finally. Good lord, have I been waiting for some photos like these of my favorite woman to hate…miss Tara Reid. Eaaaasy there Tara, watch the step…waaaaatch it. Check out the load-i-tude of Miss Reid. Another thing, as we know Miss Reid is not afraid to wear the same thing twice. and if I am not trippin I do believe she wore this very outfit sans black shirt to the premiere of her “movie” back in December. I love it when I catch celebs wearing the same thing over again, especially when they have been photographed wearing it before. So tacky. But then again, Alone In The Dark didn’t exactly rake in the big bucks, so maybe she has to cut some corners on her clothing budget.
Um Fergie, yeah, the Olsen twins called and they really want their sunglasses back. Another thing, Dontella Versace called and she wants her skin back.
Hilary, Hilary, Hilary…what is going on? Come over here and sit on mama’s lap. Remember when I told you not to worry about what that skank Lindsay was doing? I know, I know she stole your boyfriend. But where’s Aaron Carter now, no where. He and Nick are crying into a big jar of hair gel right now. Don’t you worry about them. Your a star. America’s sweetheart.
Don’t you know that? Do you remember that little talk we had about paving your own way and not worrying about Ashlee or Avril? Remember? THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WALTZING AROUND TOWN WITH THIS TOOL? Yes, I know Avril is dating the guy from Sum 41. Honey I hate to say it but she’s selling more records because she’s a little better than you are, not because she dates poser punk rock stars.
You still have that wholesome girl next door thing going on or you did. But now, now, your risking it all for what? A walk down Robertson with Joel Madden of Good Charolette? This asshole is 26, honey your only 17. This whole thing is a little too in Lindsay’s shadow for me, I thought you were better than this HIlary. You should be dating somebody like that clean cut kid from Summerland, what’s his name Jesse McSomething yeah him or maybe someone with a bit more edge like…um…um…I dunno Frankie Muniz? I know his voice is weird but at least he is not too old for you and certainly won’t give you diseases. You know about those right?
At least you have him holding your purse, that’s a good start for keeping him in check. The purse itself however is not a good choice. White? A white bag, with black shoes, black jacket, pink skirt and white top? Please. This look is actually a good segue for what something else I wanted to talk to you about. Yes your look. I am concerned. You are a walking Hollywood cliche in these photos. I am so disappointed. I thought you were better than this, honey. I thought you were better.
Tiny Dog in fancy clothes – Check
Oversized Chanel Sunglasses – Check
Boy-beater – hopefully with ironic statement – Check
Short ass skirt, so much so we can see the pockets – Check
Black whore-ish boots – Check
Tacky purse – Check
Bling-Blaaang Joseph the Jewler watch – Check
Bad Veneers? – Ch-ch-check.
(Can I get a co-sign on the veneers? Is it just me or does her mouth look like it’s sportin’ a few extra teeth and or her gramma’s dentures?)