There are a lot of crazy bitches in this world but few are as crazy as Mariah Carey. She is one looney muther, her insanity never ceases to amaze me. It’s almost like she lives in an alternate wacky world where people can demand baskets of puppies and solid gold bathtubs as if they were ordering a few extra packets of ketchup at the drive thru…oh wait, she does live there. Maybe that is where this picture was taken and maybe there they told her it was okay to take it in the first place…I can almost hear her commentary…
“I want something cute and sexy….I want to show my body but I want to be doing something normal and regular like, sitting on the toliet. It’s so human. Look at me I look so cute on the toliet. Let’s take a few here on my $15,000 antique porcelian bowl” – yes i realize this is most likely photoshopped but i don’t care.
And now there is The Emancipation of Mimi the new album from the ever crazy and hi pitched voice box of Mariah…er, I mean Mimi. I guess Mariah isn’t cutting it anymore and since donning your new “nickname” publicly is so hot she had to get on the boat. I mean Janet named her album Damita Jo, Jennifer Lopez had JLo, Madonna thinks its okay to be called Esther, Pink calls herself Pink, why shouldn’t she be Mimi? I was curious so I did some research and this is what I found on her website. You should really go there and poke around because the entire thing is amazingly bonkers and I am shocked that a manager and a record label would let her operate on such levels of lunacy.
“Mimi is a very personal nickname only used by those closest to me… just one of those little things that I’ve kept for myself in an attempt to have some delineation between a public persona and a private life,” Carey explains on her Web site.
“I am letting my guard down and inviting my fans to be that much closer to me… Most importantly, I am celebrating the fact that I’ve grown into a person and artist who no longer feels imprisoned by my insecurities or compelled to try and live up to someone else’s vision of ‘Mariah Carey.’ I now feel I can honestly say ‘this is me, the real me, take it or leave it.’”
If this is the real you, Mariah you can keep it, cause you are fucking crazy. Who wears a fucking wedding dress to a birthday party? ARE YOU HIGH?
Click here to hear psychotic messages from Mariah on her website. I guess they let her call in somewhere and rant to her fans about how much she loves them. They archive them shits and then let the fans play them back to hear what is on Mariah’s mind. They all play like a fucked up message your drunken auntie Flo would leave around what she thinks is Christmas time.
Click here to learn more about Mariahisms…yes I said Mariahisms. In case you don’t speak Mariah but always wanted to.
And of course wherever there is a crazy diva there is an even crazier drag queen who wants to be said crazy diva….
in other forms of hate….
Hey ya’ll I bought me a little dog like Paris has…Does my hair look pretty? I SAID, DOES MY HAIR LOOK PRETTY!
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, this bitch is ugly. i mean u-g-l-y she ain’t go no alibi she ulgy. it’s p diddy’s mom too….dang….