Hater Tuesday

This is how it’s done people. This is how you be a rock star. You get high as fuck, take off your shirt, stumble into the street shoeless at 4am distraught, crying, just hoping that your dealer really is “on the way.” Kudos Amy, for showing these little pop tarts what’s really, real. Snorting an eight-ball on a Friday night and then driving around in a fancy car is not “partying like a rockstar” that’s just stupid waste of time and good drugs.

Mmmmmm. Italian Wet Nuts. I can’t thing of a better way to fuck up a description and make chocolate souffle sound less appetizing.

Non- Hippie Bus eh? I’ll be the judge of that.

1. Is it dirty? Is there visible rust or other metal corrosion?
Check and Check.

2. Have you ever seen it move?
Nope. This van has been parked outside my office in the same spot for literally three weeks. I ride past it on my bike every day wondering when it will get towed or at the very least ticketed. But no, each day it’s still there, ticket-less collecting dust. Where the fuck is the DPT? When I had a car my shit got ticketed every three days.

3. Is it filled with useless crap like mexican blankets, kayak paddles, bolts of old fabric like say corduroy or weird boxes of half done crafts?
Check, check and check.

4. Does it have at least two stickers on it, possibly “Save Tibet” or “Keep Tahoe Green” or the hallmark of hippies a Steal Your Face Grateful Dead Logo?
Check.

5. Is there shit hanging from the rear view mirror like say a macrame mini dreamcatcher or a keychain with a dangling crystal? Dried flowers on the dash or other pointless trinkets?
Check and check.

I rest my case.

Pimp C dead?
Dude, this better be like the time that everyone thought E-40 was shot and killed in Vegas during All Star Weekend and then found out it was just a fucked up rumor. It’s bad enough some fools shot Spice 1 last night. As Fresh over at Crunk & Disorderly would say, something in the milk ain’t clean. I can’t take this much bad news in one day.

Well, it looks like this shit is true. I’ve gotten about 30 emails from folks all over about Pimp C’s death. Sadly, no one seems to know what the cause of death was. I guess we will all find out. Until then let’s remember the awesomeness of Pimp C. He was an outspoken dude to say the least. This interview where he disses Russell Simmons is priceless. I’ll leave you with this video featuring Pimp C and his infamous Drank University letterman jacket that I covet.

Keep your head up for the homie Spice 1 - maybe the homie Noz over at Cocaine Blunts & Hip Hop Tapes will repost the dope Spice 1 mix from last year?

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