Hater Tuesday

ladies and gentlemen i present to you queen of the merles brooke hogan -

yes that is top and bottom grills in her mouth. i guess she and paul wall are all tight bros now because scott storch hooked them up. is it just me or does anyone else think scott storch is hip-hop’s liberace? dude wears a 36 karat yellow diamond ring. daily. i digress. also brooke is not 18. she is 35. im positive.

hulk hogan and brooke hogan creep me out. hulk is like joe simpson x5 im pretty sure he touches her where her bathing suit covers or at least thinks about it. a lot. he’s afraid to let her date or out of the house but he will dress her up like a whore and leave her in miami with scott storch and paul wall? dude, hulk get your priorities straight. me and my friend have been making a long running joke about hogan’s need to yell “BROOKE!”and then follow that with an order - we imagine that when VH1 cameras are not around he yells things like “BROOKE! NO PANTIES! LET’S GO” or “BROOKE! BEND OVER! DADDY CAN’T REACH HIS KEYS!” or “BROOKE! ON YOUR KNEES!”

also you know the hogans must be getting discount on bleach jobs. no way they are all really that blonde.

if you don’t know what a merle is i’ll give you one hint — haggard, merle. figure it out.
props to thuggy fresh for the photo.