THE ARMAGEDDON IS COMING
Britney had her baby….At 9am this morning Brit Brit looked down at her feet and noticed a pool of Red Bull and Cheeto dust. She immediately called KFeds and took off for the hospital where they cut her open and took that kid out. Britney heard that Posh Spice got cut open too that way she can “keep it tight, keep it right” and be a true MILF.
She is supposed to be naming that kid something retarded like Preston Jackson Tina Ike Spears Federline — which seems like a waste of names. You know that fool is just gonna end up being called Jeb or something.
Anyhoo - I can’t wait for some crappy in hospital photos to surgace. And post - pardum depression to set in - that shit is gonna rule. Hard.
September 16th, 2005 at 11:33 am
I spit out my damn Grape-Nuts reading this.
BTW from last HT post- puke yeah gross. Our neighbors had a monster party last weekend and someone’s chunky gastronomical rebel greeted me at the bottom of our steps the next morning.
Take NYC down tiger.
L
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