Hater Tuesday

P.S When someone says, “Um I would like a Smoked Turkey Panini but can you make it fresh because I am allergic to tomatoes” you should probably make it without tomatoes otherwise a certain someone who frequents a certain deli may return the following day and completely blow her stack and or write about you on her website and say something to the effect of “GODDAMMIT I SAID NO FUCKING TOMATOES YOU SHIT BAG!” Fucking incompetent Whole Foods deli workers….shiiiit.