THE STARS VOTE TOO!
I threw up a little bit in my mouth this morning when I turned on the TV and read “Kerry concedes”
In honor of Election Day I would do something a little special to keep our minds of our pending doom under the watchful eyes of the Bushiburton Administration. We all know that more celebrities than ever have come out in support of their preferred candidate this election and have been very vocal about encouraging others to vote. Since we couldn’t be there when they actually cast their star powered votes, I thought it might be fun to peek inside the heads of our favorite skanks to see what they were most likely thinking when they were in the booths.
PDiddy:
Man, I should have got my mohawk on, everyone knows I mean business when I rock the mohawk, Nah, nah, Diddy you look fly peep the shirt with the slogan you made, I made up vote or die, I MADE IT UP! I made mill…err inspired millions of young hip hoppers … Now, let’s cast this vote….President, yeah Imma go wit Kerry….*pause looks around* well no one can see me in here, Bush does look out for peeps with fat banks like I gots, shiiiiit, I gots to go with my man who keeps them taxes down woot.. woot!
Tara Reid
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd voting is sooooooo boring. Who told me that Ben Affleck was going to be here? Was it you? You’re not Ben Affleck! This is the dumbest party ever? OOOOOhhhh I wonder if they have cocktails in those little booths. *enters booth looks around* Is this coat check? Where is the bar? These napkins are loooong and why is there so much writing on them….Hhhhaaahaaa this one says Bush. I shaved mine cause I thought Ben Affleck was going to be here. Where is my cocktail? Waiter????? MERRRY CHRITHMAS!!!!!!!!!
*funkybizzah’s note* and I thought she had turned a new leaf in exchange for a new life.
Britney Spears
“Hey baby, look at me on this magazine…don’t i look pretty? Ya’ll think that if Kerry becomes president that he will take away airbrushing and photoshop? What Baby? Voting was yesterday? Aww dang…ya’ll want to go and get some MacDonalds, they got that Monopoly game going on that’s like voting right?”
Ashlee Simpson
This ballot is so long…why are there so many pages? I thought we were just voting for president? I wonder if I need to stay in here the whole time? Will someone come and get me when voting time is done? Am I suppose to mark this myself or does someone do it for me….DADDDDY???? Hmm, I wonder who Jessica voted for. I think I’ll just vote Bush, he loves Jesus, my dad loves Jesus and Jesus blessed me with my voice so….also Bush is a funny word…It’s fun to say…Bush…hehehehehe…..DADDDDDY??
Paris Hilton
Vote or Die? Um duh, I’d rather die. I don’t have to vote because I am a bazillionaire and it really doesn’t matter who is president for me cause I am like totally loaded. I mean unless they start draping those tacky voter booths with Chanel brocade or start giving out gift bags at voter registration I am so not showing up. The only reason I am wearing this shirt is because P. Diddy gave it to me and he is like so totally hot and he has the best parties.
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