And we need some mutherfucking donuts.

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Just try and be hateful while looking at this image.  I couldn’t be happier. When the magic wears off, I’ll absolutely be back to my hate filled self.

Also CAPTION CONTEST:

I took the last two weeks off from work and comedy (for the most part) to enjoy the holidays with my closest friends and family. If you know me at all which some of you do (or think you do) then you know that what I really mean is I’ve been drinking. A lot.

I’ve been drinking like it’s the prohibition era and my stomach is the only way to port booze from distillery to it’s intended destination (my liver).

It’s been real, real fun but sadly I am now back to work which means I’ll be back here posting weekly updates.

I’ll be in Park City, UT for Sundance Film Festival 1.18-1.25. Look forward to awesome tales from there.

I’ll be hosting at Rooster T. Feathers 1.26-1.29 with headliner Don McMillan. 5 shows. 4 days. Get your tickets. If you are a student or in the military there are FREE options. Check out the website for details.